hello humans..

I'm CLAUDIAAA! :)
It's not Claudia it's CLAUDIAAA!
I'm spamming lyanne's blog like shes not here even though she is right beside me, STARING AT ME, LOOKING AT ME, WATCHING ME, OBSERVING ME, EATING ME!!!!!! NAH, I'M JUST JOKING.

SO WHAT DO YOU HUMANS KNOW ABOUT LYANNE??? IS SHE SOME KIND OF ENDANGERED SPECIES?? A CRAB?? A PRAWN??? A PONEY MAYBE?? OR IS SHE A BROOMSTICK???

Ly: OIII!! SHUT THAT CRAP!

OKAYYY... SHE IS A HALF HUMAN HALF RUBIX CUBE... YEA, THATS RIGHT. RUBIX CUBE.....*OFF TO DAY DREAM*

Ly: Clau, stop spamming in capital letters. MUAHAHAHA!!! TEEHEE.

DO YOU KNOW THAT LYANNE KNOWS THAT HE KNOWS AND SHE KNOWS SO WE ALL KNOW, YOU KNOW??? A4 PAPER ROCKS YOUR WORLD. IT ROCKS LIVES LIKE HOW I DO :D SO BEAT THAT YOU MAJOR LOSER. WTH ARE YOU READING THIS FOR??? YOU STONNER LONNER.... WAKAKKAA... YOU SUCK LIKE GREEN PEAS( NOT THAT THEY SUCK)

Ly: This sucks, LOGOUT!!!!

I THINK I HAD WROTE ENOUGH CRAPPISH CRAP TO LIGHTEN UP LYANNE'S BLOG. SO TOODLES~

Yeah, BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOSER. TEEHEE!! XD

MY MOUSE CAN'T REACH THE BIG RED 'X' BUTTON.. IT'S JUST... TOO FAR. IT'S REACHING..... OKAY REACHED IT... BYEEE. CLAUDIA CHEW HAS STOPPED SPAMMING LYANNE'S BLOG AND HAD LOGGED OUT.

Muahahahaha!!!

Penguins are delusional.
Dolphins are demented.
Donkeys are deranged.
Chickens are just plain DUMB.
Like me. TEEHEE!! =)

S'pore!!! AGAIN....

Heyya!! I'm blogging from S'pore right this very second!! (Yess, we brought both laptops...)
Woke up about 8 something this morning, had breakfast and went to Clau's hse. Her mom sent us to Shi-Hui's hse from there... Secretly completed Shi-Hui's scrapbook in her hse, too bad Hui Jie couldn't come to finish her part... =( After giving her the presents, (including the PINK DOLPHIN, yess, PINK DOLPHIN!! She said it was cuter that Zhi Kuan's!! Awww... XD) we had cake and I had to go home at 12. T_T

After a light lunch, sent out on the journey to S'pore. (Wheee!!) Throughout the whole trip, I read and listened to music. (I SWEAR, I'm getting more patient. =D) We reached Malaysian customs at abt 5.10, and got into S'pore about 6 o'clock. Went to my uncle's hse and had dinner at the SAME OLD PLACE again. (Every year, the first night would be the same old restaurant. =DDD) Witnessed a really brutal crash right outside of the restaurant, including watching all the ambulance procession. We very bat gua mah.... XD)

After we got back, just hung around for awhile. Suddenly, I heard my sis gasp and my aunt was yelling. Quickly rushed to the kitchen and found my aunt and grandmother lying on a VERY WET floor. We quickly helped my grandma up, and made sure she was all right. Then, we tried to find the source of water. At first, we thought it was the washing machine. In the end, we found out that it came from the drinking water container. Luckily, my grandma had no major injuries except a minor headache.

Had some butter crab and black pepper crab for "supper" while watching the new, not yet out episode of Criminal Minds. (Dunno how I got it. TEEHEE XP)

After that, went to my aunt's hse for the night. I got to sleep on the AIR BED, whee!! XD

X'mas party 22.12.09

Woke up early in the morning, started cooking liao. Chopping, cutting and all that crap. Den zhi kuan and zheng chee called to tell me cannot come. Haiz... All cooking throughout the whole day, had maggie mee for lunch, then started with the mushroom soup. We had to do 6 recipes of the soup. Haiz....
At 3.30, I teman my aunt to Sunway Resort Hotel to take the turkey and lamb leg. After I got back, Sophiya and Yee Ling were already here. Then Chi Seng. And Zi Shan. And Claudia. We started filling the water balloons but Sophiya, Yee Ling, Chi Seng and Zi Shan were shooting each other with Zi Shan's water guns. At about 5, Yeong Sheng came. That's when the snow spray fight started. Then, my dad fetched Brian and Xiong. We were targeting them until they got soaked. Then I accidentally snow-sprayed my dad's car. Oops. XD Then Yi Jing and Hui Jie arrived. Full-fledge water fight till 6 something. Dried up and went for dinner.

After dinner, played the so-called "Amazing Race". All of them got about 1-2 correct only. Red and Green tied. Red won cuz they answer some stupid questions Blue asked them. Lol. After that, played Circle of Laughter (Clau's idea.) FAIL. Then the stupid Sean opened my stuffed lion and the stuffing all flew out. Fine, I gave the Circle of Laughter prizes to those who picked up the most stuffing. That outta do it. Next, played Dramatic Faces. Things went out of control-insane kind especially when I said "gangster". Had to scream at the top of my lungs for them to hear me. Clau, Xiong, Yon and Brian got prizes. Cuz they were so freakishly scary. After that, went downstairs and gave out the presents. Everyone started leaving at that point. Xiong, Chong, Clau, me and Chi Seng were playing cho dai di while Ling, Sean, Yon and Sophiya were playing gamecube upstairs. Then, we switched to black jack. Soon, everyone was going home and FINALLY, i got to rest. =.= End of blog post. Muahahaha. Lolz.

Bleek.

Hey guys!! Long time no blog. Haven't went online lately cuz.... there's nothing much to DO online!! =.= Only updates r: my dad painted my sis's room (the colour is so BRIGHT) and I'm having alot of turkey this 2 weeks!!! Muahahaha. Lolz. XD I think i'm gonna create a super insane blog about a story.... Each post will probably be a chapter. I guess I'm just TOO BORED!! Can't wait to see you guys at the x'mas party!! Ciao!

Lalaland~

*Sigh*

Am feeling preetty bored now.

I loved yesterday's conversation with Chong, Sean, Ling and Clau.

You know why?

Cuz I love being stupid.

We were talking about the next gathering when I suddenly went CUCKOO.

So the conversation pretty much went like this.

Chong: Ok, the date is next Friday, with BOYS: blah blah blah n blah going, n GIRLS: blah blah blah n blah going.

Ling: Yup

Ly:I LOVE ice-cream

Sean: Wanna go skating anot?

Ly: Do YOU love ice-cream?

Ling: No, I love chocolates.

Ly:I LOVE microwave-ovens.

Chong: So wanna skate anot?

Ly: Do YOU love microwave-ovens?

Sean: Yeah

Ling:Can oso...

Ly: I LOVE electric toothbrushes.

Ling: I belanja arh?

Ly: Do YOU love electric toothbrushes?

Chong: Can oso...

Ly: I LOVE hairdryers.

Sean: Ly, wanna skate anot?

Ly: Do YOU love hairdryers?

Chong: Ling belanja.... Wanna skate anot?

Ly: Behold my mighty HAIRDRYER!!

Ly: My oh-so-wonderful HAIRDRYER!!

Chong: Oi, Lyanne!!

Ly: HAIRDRYER!

Sean: So lame la, ly...

Ly: HAIRDRYER!!

Ly: HAIRDRYER!!

Ling: She's getting annoying...

Ly: I LOVE hairdryers.

Ly: Do YOU love hairdryers?

Chong: But I dunno how to skate wor...

Ly: Behold my mighty HAIRDRYER!!

Ly: My oh-so-wonderful HAIRDRYER!!

Ling: never mind la... Ly, shutup la

Ly: I SAID: I LOVE HAIRDRYERS!!

Ly: DO YOU LOVE HAIRDRYERS?

Sean: Ly, shutup!!!!!

Ly: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY HAIRDRYER!!

Ly: MY OH-SO-WONDERFUL HAIRDRYER!!!

(Sean, Chong and Ling keep nudging me)

Ly: Ok, ok, time to change the subject.(Teeheee XD)

Chong: So, ly, you wanna skate anot wan??

Ly: *clears throat*

Ly:*Ahem*

Sean: Yes?

Ly: I LOVE LAPTOPS!!

Ly: DO YOU LOVE LAPTOPS??

Ly: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY LAPTOP!!

Ly:MY OH-SO-WONDERFUL LAPTOP!!

Ling:SHUTUP, LY!!!!

Sean: I think we should leave.

Ly:MY ULTRA-MARVELOUS LAPTOP!!!

Chong: Yeah.

Ly: MY SUPER-DUPER LAPTOP!!!!!

*Yee Ling has left the conversation*

Ly: MUAHAHAHAHA!! Lolz...

*Sean has left the conversation*

Ly: I SAID: I LOVE LAPTOPS!!!!!!

*Chong En has left the conversation*

(I can still talk to myself cuz Clau was away and not looking at wat we were saying.)

Ly: Clau...

*No response*

Ly: I love talking crap.

*No response*

Ly: Do you love talking crap?

*No response*

Ly: Ahh.. Forget it...

*Lyanne has left the conversation.*

Looolz... So that's how my lame and stupid conversation FINALLY ended. Wakakaka. TO BE CONTINUED. MUAHAHAHAHA. Lolz. Teehee!!

The Olden Maple Days

Hey ya~~


Been playing maple this few days, watching Yakitate!! Japan.


For all who are interested, I lvled an Aran from lvl1-30 in 3 days... Wakakaka. Muahahha. Lolz.


For those who AREN'T interested, please visit the site www.bored.com because there's nothing more to see here if you want entertainment. LOOOOOLZ.


Just to let you know, Yakitate!! Japan ROCKS. It's an anime about... baking BREAD. It may SOUND lame but it's freakishly hilarious. Muahahaha.


I mean, how can you NOT enjoy a stupidly blur and innocent young boy baking bread and thinking that a croissant is a person with the name Kuro-san?


And how can you NOT enjoy it when that SAME, stupidly blur and innocent young boy thinks that a HORSE is the manager of his bakery??

LOOOOOLZ...

This is a rather short post bcuz I feel like going back to maple. Weeeee!!

Just to let you know, I hate deserts because of Sand Rabbits. And Bellamores. And Royal Cactuses. You get my point.

And I love turning into peng pengs. The peng peng ice-cream is awesome. I mean, who can resist fluffy, furry, over-sized penguins? Hahaha...Cute right? Da old one is me. One of them... I think... Not MY fault they randomly changed me into an old and slow peng peng....

Going back to maple to turn into another peng peng now. Ciao!! Byeeee~

Sunway Pyramid Trip 3/12/2009

3.12.2009
Woke up around 8.30, found that Sean was already at my house. Geez.. People trying to SLEEP larr~ Let him use the computer while I went to wash up.... After breakfast, sat at the computer chatting to people until Ling and Yon reached my hse. We left at abt 10.30 for Sunway Pyramid. WEEEEE. lolz. XP First it was the ice skating. Yee Ling bought our tickets ( Weee!!), but she secretly made me pay back. (Aww..) Skate a few MANY rounds before going to the mini arcade. And you know what that means. CANDY, BASKETBALL and LOVE GAME time!!!! We wasted a couple many tokens and ALOT of time there. Woopsee... XD

Next, it was the... the... feared... and dreaded... LUNCH... lolx... I just love being lame. Do you? Ok, I'm gonna launch into my next saying, (prepare for this, you'll get a taste of Lyanne's lame-ness XD) I LOVE being lame.
Do YOU love being lame? Behold my mighty LAMENESS!! My oh-so-wonderful LAMENESS!! My ultra-marvelous LAMENESS!! (These are two new lines)
My totally glorius LAMENESS!! My SUPER-DUPER-CALLI-FRAGELISTIC-EXPIALIDOCIUS LAMENESS!!!!!! Wakakaka. Muahahaha. Loooooooooolz.

Sry... Back to the subject: Sunway Pyramid. We had The Chicken Rice shop for lunch... No, not the SHOP, the Chicken Rice... Arh.. Never mind... Ooo... I remember I bought candy canes for the three of them too... Sweet tooth!! Sugar rush!!XD Then, we went for the movies:New Moon.
It was lame. Boring. Draggy. Cheesy. Action-less. And did I mention it was LAME?
I regret wasting money on this. I have no idea why those insane love-sick girls go googoogaga for Robert Pattinson. Taylor Lautner isn't so bad but.... Robert Pattinson? He looks like he's been alseep for half a century, Just woke up and forgot to brush his teeth and wash his face before coming on set. =.= Geez.
After the movie, we went for bowling. Where? At the bowling alley. How LAME is that.
The final score was 1.Yee Ling 2.Sean 3.Lyanne (ME!!) 4. Yeong Sheng Yon was a first-timer, so not his fault. He even got a spare once. Yippeee!! Not like me... So LAME.=.=v
After the bowling we quickly chowed and got back to my hse. Weeeeeee!!!

Btw, am SOOO sorry that this post is all pinky and purple. My bad!! XD Ciao~

S'pore trip-Day 03/04

27.11.2009
Woke up early in the morn, ( 6.00 am again larr~) got ready, and went for breakfast at the same place as yesterday. After breakfast of soup noodles, met up with the Group B-ians at the breakfast area. Chat alot, and found out that Sean got into alot of trouble with his tour guide. Wakakaka.Apparently, the Group B tour guides were very strict. 0.o After that, we went to our first destination of the day- Jurong Bird Park. Got there, took alot of pics, watched a show, went on the train around the whole park, watched another show, then left. Next was the riverside of . Singapore. Went to the same Merlion as the one we went last year during Christmas near Esplanade. THE merlion. Went on a boat trip to and fro the river, then a whole gang of Lick Hung kids "booked" Coffee Bean. We were suppose to go pass customs soon so there was alot of pushing and shoving in Coffee Bean. After the S'pore and M'sia customs, went for dinner in a hotel at Johor. After dinner, we went to the Zon to buy junk food and hang around. Then, our hotel for the night- Crystal Crown hotel, room 720. Didn't really do THAT much "partying" , cuz everyone around the hotel were complaining, supposedly being scared that the hotel was HAUNTED. Puh-lease, Crystal Crown? Haunted? Not in a million years. i THINK. XD Muahahahaha. Lolz.

28.11.2009
Last day of da trip: Out and about in Johor. First it was the palace of Sultan Abu Bakar. It was PRETTY huge. But rather traditional. Then it was a goat farm. Goat milk ice-cream doesn't taste bad, but not saying that I'd want it again... 0.o Then, we head over to a local shop which sold a whole bunch of dried fruit, chips, and an assortment of other...STUFF. The sales workers there were giving us HELL. First, they'd MAKE you try something like: Come try la, very nice wan, just try one piece. And then when you FINALLY gave up and tasted one piece, they would FORCE you to buy one packet, like: Nice right? (Without waiting for an answer) Take one la.. I mean LITERALLY force. They would even push it into your hands and make others try. ==v At last, we were on our journey back to Subang Jaya. Puked twice before getting back. T_T At last, home sweet home!!

Day 2 in S'pore

26.11.2009
Woke up due to morning call at 6.00 am. (Yeesh, wei, yeesh!!) Tour guide says that it's a long day ahead of us, so we gotta be early and on time today. First stop: BREAKFAST!! Went to this gigantic food court-thingy, looked around and had... shredded chicken peanut porridge for breakfast. (Doesn't sound very appetizing, does it? XD) Bought some... Blackberry drink with BASIL SEEDS (another that doesn't sound very appetizing...) for the bus. After breakfast, we went to the Newater factory, and some simple explanations about the sewage water-drinking water process then we were off to the next destination-Haw Par Villa/18 chen di yu/ 10 gates of hell. Chicken.. well, chickened out there bcuz me and Yi Jing kept stating that those getting all the gruesome punishments looked alot like him.. XD After that, we went for lunch at the Sentosa Island. It was buffet, and.. let's say the food wasn't fabulous. Nevertheless, we were stuffed to the brim of puking when we got to the next stop-some 4D Pirate movie. After that was a lifting Tiger Tower which brought us to see the view of S'pore. Some people kept to their seats most of the time bcuz they were scared of heights. (Let's not mention who, kay?) Next was a bus ride to the Underwater World. Walked around alot, and spent alot of time fooling around in the underwater "tunnel". Took LOTS of pics. Went to the souvenir shop, saw Zhi Kuan in there with You Qun. Chicken bought a 15$ Pink Dolphin. Yessss, 15$s!! Gee, the Pink Dolphin from Hello Planet was 5 times cuter and cost only 14 RINGGIT!! I'm so glad I didn't buy it from S'pore... Bought my sis a phone strap, then went outside to hang around. Following, it was the Images of Singapore. This scared Zhi Kuan out alot too. Unfortunately, my camera decided to run out of battery here, so I had to use Yi Jing's cam or my own hp cam. Next stop, DINNER!! Pretty good dinner, but our class was the last gang to finish, so naturally we lined up last. That also meant that we were last to go into the Merlion. We were all on our own with the tour guide, and we were rushing through everything. Took some group pics at the top of the Merlion with a GREAT sunset view. (Yess, with Yi Jing's cam, so I don't have the group pics.) After that, our "crew" rushed to the Songs of the Sea. Pretty impressive if I say so myself... Yi Jing aka miss lucky got a really great pic of when two jets of water criss-crossed. (Yerr... I wan...) And.. She's using it as her backdrop of her hp.